Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
> "God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
> - or -
> Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
> Woman: "No."
> - or -
> Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
> OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
> - or -
> Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
> Woman: "Why?"
> Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
> - or -
> Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
> Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"